Please Mr Steve Jobs, will you introduce new ipods this week ?

Because:

• I got a speeding ticket on Saturday for $250
• As I came home decided to not use my car anymore, I realized my bike had been stolen
• As I walked to my car this morning, I realized someone had gotten in and stolen my ipod (I had forgotten to lock it, I am stupid, obviously).

For some reason they decided to not steal my iPod Shuffle. Not sexy enough for you, punk ? You prefer to steal a full ipod with a 35 minutes battery life ?

Update: They also stole my Shure e3c headphones (which go really deep inside your ear canal). I hope I have some sort of brain disease that doesn’t affect me and oozes through my ears and will cause their own brain to rot away.

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